Saturday, February 18, 2012

1001 Rules for my unborn son



Have you heard about this?  

It's such a touching idea and something that I am thinking about doing.


Here are a few of my favorites...



290. Order dessert

289. Address anyone who carries a firearm professionally as Sir or Ma'am 

285. Sleep with the window open

101. Root for the home team, even when they stink.

 98. Sit in the front of the classroom.

97. Finish what you start, especially books.
 
94. Don't show off.  Impress.

525. You can't be friends with everyone.

522. More times than not, you will be judged by your shoes.

520. Don't forget to put the plug in the boat.
(This one reminds me of my dad <3)

519. The best way to ruin an apology is with an explanation. 

436. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

301. Dress for the job you want, not for the one you have. 

301. Keep a garden.

 296. Never turn down an invitation to speak in public.

350. Ride in the front car of a roller coaster.

 342. Don't make a scene.

123. Don't poke fun at contemporary art.  Put it in context.

120. Spend time with your mother.  She's cooler than you think. 
195. Don't boo.  Even the ref is somebody's son.

192. If you aren't a starter, stay close to the coach and be ready to play.

367. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.

208. Don't salt your food until you have tasted it. 

181. If you ignore history, it will ignore you.

175.  Never leave a job without securing your next employment. But, when it's time to go, don't hesitate.

487. None of it counts unless you graduate.



 Great, right?

I'm pretty sure I will be carrying around a little notebook with advice for my future bebe.

Have a great weekend! 

 

 

 


 

 


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